That's right...

Sorry, Ben. Points, like hips, don't lie.

And that's my new philosophy. -- Philosopher #1

Who would really be the winner?

Who should really be the winner here? A themed restaurant with an inviting exterior... (and great ceiling lights!) (and an outdoor seating area!)

...with customers who flock to eat wonderful delicious food? (and a dart board!)

Or a silly plain restaurant with a big roof?

And no customers?! And no dart board?!

I feel like we all know who the winner should be. GO DUELING WIZARDS!!!! WOOO!!!!

Our only other picture together:

P.S. The ratings are bubkis.

And that's my new philosophy!!

Before you know it you're eating fish flavored wang.

At one time or another we all run into something in the grocery store that just isn't right.

I have had one of those times.

Anchovy flavored rice noodles. By Wang. Only $2.49!!!